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Lynda Wiesmeier

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The Resume

    (May 30, 1963-December 16, 2012)
    Born in Washington, District of Columbia
    July 1982 Playboy Playmate of the Month
    Appeared in ‘American Pop’, ‘Joysticks’, ‘Private School’, ‘Preppies’, ‘R.S.V.P’, ‘Malibu Express’, ‘Wheels of Fire’, ‘Real Genius’ and ‘Teen Wolf’
    Appeared in multiple Playboy videos

Why she might be annoying:

    She was the daughter of an Army officer, and after she was born, he was deployed to West Germany. As a result, she grew up not knowing how to speak English when they came back to the United States five years later.
    She was a dentist’s receptionist when Playboy discovered her.
    The names of her movie characters—The Blonde, School Girl, Girl in Shower, June Knockers and Chris’s Girl at Party—indicate the quality of roles she played in her career.
    She turned into a diva on the sets of movies, despite their low quality. On one set she insulted her hair stylist so much that as revenge he mixed Nair with her shampoo, causing her hair to fall out in a scene.
    She married and divorced twice.
    She continued selling nude pictures of herself well into her forties.

Why she might not be annoying:

    While still in high school, she appeared in the animated film ‘American Pop’- her voice was recorded and her body filmed and rotoscoped.
    When she married, she retired from movies, moved to Louisiana and managed the business office of her husband.
    She was the mother of a son and a daughter.
    She died too young of a brain tumor.
    When she died, a Facebook page started in her memory featured many former Playmates who mourned her passing.

Credit: BrotherGrem


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