The Resume

(1936- )
Born in Kleinitz, Germany
Paramour of President John F. Kennedy

Why she might be annoying:

She had a huge mole above her mouth.
She sported a gianormous beehive hairdo.
Her second husband, a German military man, sued her due to 'conduct contrary to matrimonial rules.'
Although, described as a nightclub hostess and 'party girl,' her real job was reportedly as an East German spy.
After his first encounter with her, JFK phoned the man who introduced them, gushing that she'd given him...'the best blow job I ever had in my life.'
J. Edgar Hoover agreed not to expose the affair in exchange for more wiretapping of Martin Luther King, Jr.

Why she might not be annoying:

She resembled Elizabeth Taylor.
She bragged that JFK was also a good oralist.
In August 1963, she was deported back to West Germany.
She allegedly received a big payoff for her silence.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 10]
• Beehive Hair-dos
• I am an Adulterer
• I Probably Banged John F. Kennedy
• Profiles 27501-27750 (Ranked: 27675)
• Whores and Johns
• Women who Might Have Slept with the President
• Women with Beauty Marks [Facial Moles]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 27 Votes: 59.26% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 77.27% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 68 Votes: 66.18% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 19 Votes: 63.16% Annoying