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Gary the Retard

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Radio Personality

The Resume

    (February 29, 1952- )
    Fan favorite of Howard Stern's show
    Directed a porn movie starring Dasha
    Won a date with Wendy the Retard

Why he might be annoying:

    His dentures are constantly falling out of his mouth.
    He went out on a date with Mary Carey's mother.
    It was difficult listening to Howard's Las Vegas shows over Gary's 'HOWARD!' chants.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He's harmless.
    He's grateful for everything he's been able to do, thanks to Howard Stern's show.
    He had a brief feud with Beetlejuice during their competition in 'Dial A Date' for Wendy the Retard.
    He has an infectious laugh (but that's probably from the gingivitis).

Credit: His Name is Robert


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 24 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 65 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 47 Votes: 53.19% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 34 Votes: 79.41% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 39 Votes: 82.05% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 64 Votes: 64.06% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 51 Votes: 76.47% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 122 Votes: 77.05% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 189 Votes: 68.78% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 665 Votes: 69.47% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 537 Votes: 68.16% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 405 Votes: 68.89% Annoying