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Joe Son

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Actor

The Resume

    (November 22, 1970- )
    Born in Korea (South)
    Actor/mixed martial arts fighter/sex offender
    Portrayed Random Task in 'Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery' (1997)
    Also appeared in the films 'Shootfighter: Fight to the Death' (1993), 'Bloodfist V: Human Target' (1994), 'Bad Blood' (1994) and 'Shootfighter II' (1996)
    Convicted of one felony count of torture (August 25, 2011) for participating in a gang rape on Christmas Eve of 1990

Why he might be annoying:

    His MMA record was 0-4.
    For one match, he wore an ass-baring leopard-print thong.
    He is the founder and sole practitioner of the martial art 'Joe Son Do.'
    He was required to provide a DNA sample when he pled guilty to vandalism charges (2008), resulting in his being connected to the unsolved rape.
    He and an accomplice kidnapped, pistol-whipped, raped and sodomized their 19-year-old victim, threatened to kill her, and penetrated her vagina with a gun.
    When the pair finally released her, they called it their 'Christmas present' to her.
    By the time his trial began in 2011, charges of rape and other sex-related crimes had to be dropped because the statute of limitations had run out.

Why he might not be annoying:

    Presumably, he is the best Joe Son Do practitioner out there.
    During UFC 4, Keith Hackney hit him six times in the family jewels before he tapped out.
    He had no hard feelings towards Hackney, listing him as a 'friend' on his MySpace page.

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 11 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 29 Votes: 48.28% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 74 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 102 Votes: 69.61% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 186 Votes: 67.20% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 25 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 833 Votes: 87.27% Annoying