The Resume

(September 30, 1982- )
38-26-32
Runner-up in British tabloid newspaper The Sun's 'Miss Cleavage' competition (2001)

Why she might be annoying:

She's trying to launch a singing career, with limited success.
Her solo singing debut was at a small pub in her hometown (2002).
She's trying to launch an acting career, with limited success.
Her father runs her website.
She said: 'Blondes definitely have more fun -- if I'm honest, I guess I'm a dirty blonde.'
Her advice on partying: 'Never go to parties on the street where your parents live.'

Why she might not be annoying:

She's posed for Playboy and other men's magazines.
By popular demand, she has done lesbian cheesecake photo shoots with her close friend, model Lucy Pinder.
She says if she can't get her singing/acting career off the ground she'll have a go as a stripper.
She claims to be a 'natural' 32FF bust size.
She was named 'forces sweetheart' by British troops in Iraq (March 2003).
She ranked #32 on FHM's 2005 Sexiest Women.

Credit: Scar Tactics

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AskMen's 99 Most Desirable Women [2008] (Ranked: 65)
• Co-ed Magazine's 50 Sexiest WAGs of Sports [2009] (Ranked: 49)
• Co-ed Magazine's 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer [2008] (Ranked: 11)
• Double M Initials
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 32)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 47)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2007] (Ranked: 83)
• I Married a Sports Star
• I Married in 2007
• Loaded 100 Peachiest Celebrity Chests [2005] (Ranked: 5)
• Look at Me, I'm Holding My Breasts
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing Military Garb
• Look at My Ass
• Lovetrippers Top 10 Celebrity Castle Wedding and Receptions of 2007 (Ranked: 6)
• Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Babes Ever [January 2009] (Ranked: 17)
• Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Footballer Wifes WAGs [2007] (Ranked: 91)
• Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Footballer Wifes WAGs [2008] (Ranked: 91)
• Nuts Magazine's 50 Best Boobs in Britain [2007] (Ranked: 4)
• Page Three Girls
• Platinum Blondes
• Profiles 14501-14750 (Ranked: 14561)
• Scar Tactics' Profiles [Series 02]
• Zoo Weekly's 100 Sexiest Bodies [2006] (Ranked: 11)
• Zoo Weekly's Hot 101 [2009] (Ranked: 19)
• Zoo Weekly's Women of the Year 2004

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 15 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 29 Votes: 24.14% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 66 Votes: 43.94% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 43 Votes: 48.84% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 63 Votes: 49.21% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 63 Votes: 65.08% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 47 Votes: 61.70% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 84 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 81 Votes: 49.38% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 71 Votes: 47.89% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 110 Votes: 64.55% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 114 Votes: 41.23% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 329 Votes: 48.02% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 475 Votes: 42.53% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 453 Votes: 49.01% Annoying