The Resume

(March 10, 1966- )
Born in Midland, Texas
Relief pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays (1991-97), Seattle Mariners (1997-98), Baltimore Orioles (1999-2000), St. Louis Cardinals (2000-02), Philadelphia Phillies (2002) and the Boston Red Sox (2003-08)
World Series champion (1992, 1993, 2004, 2007)

Why he might be annoying:

He played on six different teams.
His middle name is August.
He enjoys hunting in his spare time.
He is an evangelical Christian.
He went into a steep decline during the final seasons of his career.

Why he might not be annoying:

He excelled at both the slider and sinker pitches, with an additional downward break.
He was considered a solid reliever in his prime years.
He was a member of both the first Blue Jays team to win a World Series (1992) and the Red Sox team that ended an 86 year drought (2004).
He holds the distinction of being a member of four non-Yankee World Series championship teams between 1990 and 2008.
He raises money for ALS, a condition his mother succumbed to.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2006 World Baseball Classic: Team USA
• Baltimore Orioles
• Baseball Players
• Boston Red Sox
• I am a Texan
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 6)
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Philadelphia Phillies
• Profiles 53751-54000 (Ranked: 53795)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 36]
• Seattle Mariners
• St. Louis Cardinals
• Toronto Blue Jays

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying