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Alois Hitler

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Bureaucrat

The Resume

    (1837-January 3, 1903)
    Birth name is Alois Schicklgruber
    Joined the Imperial Customs Service (1855)
    Father of Adolf Hitler

Why he might be annoying:

    He left home at 13 to become an apprentice cobbler (1850).
    He fooled around with women and only settled into marriage for money.
    The deaths of his wives did not bother him, and he simply replaced them with new wives.
    His decision to marry a third time and have children changed history dramatically.
    He frequently abused his son, Adolf Hitler, physically and mentally.
    He hardly ever spoke to his wife and hated being with his family.
    He disowned his eldest son, Alois, Jr.
    He pushed young Adolf to become something important and discouraged his desire to be an artist.
    He might have been of Jewish heritage, which might have influenced Adolf's hate for Jews.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was born out of wedlock.
    He had to deal with a young Adolf Hitler.
    He took up beekeeping as a hobby.

Credit: Captain Howdy


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 23 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 21 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 64 Votes: 67.19% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 65 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 47 Votes: 82.98% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 128 Votes: 64.84% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 89 Votes: 62.92% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 212 Votes: 78.77% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 145 Votes: 77.93% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 321 Votes: 76.64% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 512 Votes: 69.73% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 462 Votes: 66.45% Annoying