The Resume

(April 23, 1827- )
Located in Wellington County
Part of the Southwestern Ontario region
Population is 143,740 as of the 2021 census
Nicknamed 'The Royal City'
Incorporated as a city (April 23, 1879)
Home of the University of Guelph

Why Guelph, Ontario might be annoying:

It's pronounced 'gwelf.'
It was a predominantly industrial city in its early years.
It has harshly cold winters and hot humid summers.
It is politically independent from Wellington County, despite the fact it serves as its main center.
The Communist Party of Canada was founded here.

Why Guelph, Ontario might not be annoying:

It has one of the lowest unemployment rates in Canada.
It was one of the first North American cities to be modelled after an European city.
It is home to the Sleeman Brewery, one of Canada's largest independent brewers.
It was one of the first communities to allow telephones in private homes.
Its diversified economy helped the city flourish.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Best 5 Canadian Cities for Empty Nesters 45-64 [2009] (Ranked: 5)
• Best 5 Canadian Cities for Families with Children [2009] (Ranked: 5)
• Best 5 Canadian Cities for Mid Career Professionals 30-44 [2009] (Ranked: 4)
• Best 5 Canadian Cities for Young Singles 20-29 [2009] (Ranked: 5)
• Cities
• Cities in Canada
• Cities in Ontario
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 05]
• I Come from Canada
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Clasped
• Look at Me, I'm a Woman in Shades
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Profiles 56501-56750 (Ranked: 56586)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying