The Resume

(April 8, 1966- )
Portrayed Kelly Capwell on 'Santa Barbara (1984-1988)'
Acted in 'White Oleander (2002),' 'Pledge (2001),' 'Unbreakable (2000),' 'How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog (2000),' 'Message in a Bottle (1999),' 'Hurlyburly (1998),' 'Loved (1997),' 'She's So Lovely (1997),' 'I Am Your Child (1997),' 'Moll Flanders (1996),' 'Forrest Gump (1994),' 'Toys (1992),' 'Denial (1991),' 'State of Grace (1990),' 'The Princess Bride (1987)' and 'Hollywood Vice Squad (1986)'

Why she might be annoying:

She is divorced.
She smokes.
She started modeling at 14.
She turned down roles in 'Batman Forever,' 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' and 'Sabrina.'
She dated Charlie Sheen when she was 15.
She named her kids Dylan and Hopper.

Why she might not be annoying:

She has calmed husband Sean Penn down.
She moved to a small town north of San Francisco to raise her children.
She was carjacked at gunpoint by two teens in her driveway in Santa Monica (May 29, 1997).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• About's 10 Best Actress of 2009 (Ranked: 6)
• AFI’s 100 Years … 100 Passions [Couples] (Ranked: 88)
• Bird Names
• British Harpers & Queen's 100 Most Beautiful Women of the Year [July 2005] (Ranked: 44)
• Cannes Film Festival Jury Members (Ranked: 2009)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [April] (Ranked: 4081966)
• E!'s 25 Hollywood's Hottest Couples [2003] (Ranked: 14)
• E!'s 25 Hollywood's Hottest Couples [March 2002] (Ranked: 11)
• Fantasy Film Stars of the 80's
• Golden Globe: Best Performance by an Actress [TV Drama] (Ranked: 2013)
• Hyphenated Names
• I am a Texan
• I Attended Chris Penn's Funeral [February 4, 2006]
• I Became a Mom in 1991
• I Became a Mom in 1993
• I Gave My Kid a Ridiculous Name
• I Lived in Malibu [Colonyites]
• I Lived in Santa Monica
• I Married in 1986
• I Married in 1996
• I Married Young
• I Mothered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Named My Child Dylan
• I Portrayed an AIDS Victim
• I Probably Banged Sean Penn
• I was Movie Spanked
• Jack Nicholson's Leading Ladies
• Penn Family
• People Magazine's World's Most Beautiful People [2010]
• Profiles 3751-4000 (Ranked: 3857)
• Rapunzels
• Rumored to Use Botox
• Santa Barbara [TV Series]
• Sci-Fi Magazine's 10 Fantasy Women [December 2004] (Ranked: 3)
• Stars that Began on Daytime Soaps
• The Princess Bride [1987]
• Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People of 2014 [April 2014]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 19 Votes: 21.05% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 83 Votes: 45.78% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 101 Votes: 42.57% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 29 Votes: 55.17% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 16 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 69 Votes: 49.28% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 72 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 48 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 238 Votes: 44.12% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 297 Votes: 40.07% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 258 Votes: 46.51% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 360 Votes: 45.28% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 731 Votes: 46.51% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2267 Votes: 35.42% Annoying