The Resume

(May 8, 1969- )
Born in Tallahassee, Florida
Born John Broward Culpepper
1992 National Football League draft, Round 10, #264 pick
Defensive tackle for the Minnesota Vikings (1992–1993), Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1994–1999) and Chicago Bears (2000)
NFL Unsung Hero Award winner (1998, 1999)
University of Florida Athletic Hall of Fame, 2001 Gator Great
Personal injury lawyer (bar admission, 2002)

Why he might be annoying:

He was the lowest-round NFL draft pick to – for lack of a better term – kick off a season.
He was tapped to appear on Survivor One World. Then some Google images of his wife Monica made the rounds…
His three children are named Rex (OK), Judge (uh?), and Honor (sheesh).
On the sudden increase in 300-pound NFL players over his run: ‘It’s not how much money you make… it’s who lives the longest.’

Why he might not be annoying:

He is a third-generation University of Florida (Gators) alumnus; his uncle was also a fullback there.
At least all of his uniform numbers were in one range (73, 76, 77).
He was on the Academic Honor Roll of the Southeastern Conference all four years of his college term.
His Culpepper’s Champions project awarded Bucs tickets to local students for improved literacy marks.
After his nine-year NFL career, he dropped nearly 100 pounds (he had weighed 280).
As a trial lawyer at Culpepper & Kurland, he regularly speaks out about the increasing size of NFL players — which he considers grounds for serious health issues (‘it’s unnatural and unsafe; the players are getting heavier and heavier’).

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Attorney
• B.C. or A.D.
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [May] (Ranked: 5081969)
• Chicago Bears
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 10]
• Football Players
• Hey! Look at Me, I'm Waving Hi
• I Attended University of Florida
• I Gave My Kid a Ridiculous Name
• I was a Boy Scout
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Minnesota Vikings
• Profiles 32501-32750 (Ranked: 32692)
• Sigma Chi Fraternity
• Survivor [Series] (Ranked: 34)
• Survivor [Series] (Ranked: 27)
• Survivor 27: Blood vs. Water (Ranked: 15)
• Survivor 27: Blood vs. Water Pairings (Ranked: 2)
• Survivor 34: Game Changers (Ranked: 2)
• Survivor: Jeff Probst Calls Me by My Last Name
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 21 Votes: 23.81% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 25 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 42 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 70.0% Annoying