The Resume

(April 30, 1958- )
Born in Londonderry, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
Cavalry officer in the Life Guards (1978-94)
Riding instructor and lover of Princess Diana
Wrote ‘Love and War’ (1997)

Why he might be annoying:

He is rumored to be Prince Harry’s real father.
Diana said she was ‘absolutely devastated’ when he went public with details of their affair.
He tried to sell Diana’s love letters for 500,000 pounds.
He called Diana ‘a good shag.’
He was charged with assault for allegedly hitting a photographer (March, 2004).
He was arrested for possession of cocaine (July, 2004).
He milked his fifteen minutes of fame by appearing in several reality shows (‘The Games,’ ‘Celebrity Wrestling,’ ‘Back to Reality’ and ‘X Factor: Battle of the Stars’).

Why he might not be annoying:

He was a tank commander during the Gulf War.
There were hysterical suggestions that he was guilty of high treason and should be drawn and quartered.
Commenting on his resemblance to Prince Harry, Hewitt said, ‘He’s a much more handsome chap than I ever was.’

Credit: Georgina & C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 100 Worst Britons [Channel 4 Britain - May 10, 2003] (Ranked: 37)
• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 03]
• I Abused Cocaine
• I Drive a Land/Range Rover
• Look at Me, I'm Accepting My Award
• Look at Me, I'm in a Field or Meadow
• Look at Me, I'm with Princess Di
• My Voting was Temporarily Suspended on Am I Annoying Due to Vote Abuse
• Profiles 19751-20000 (Ranked: 19974)
• Redheads - Male

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 32 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 42 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 162 Votes: 27.16% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 47 Votes: 76.60% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 69 Votes: 76.81% Annoying