The Resume

(circa 1982- )
Resident of Garland, Texas
Helped her six-year-old daughter write an essay that won four tickets to a sold out 'Hannah Montana' concert (December, 2007)
Essay contest sponsored by Club Libby Lu
Winning essay claimed that the girl's father was a soldier who had been killed in Iraq
Turns out, the father is alive and never served in the military

Why she might be annoying:

She claims she was not trying to fool anyone, and 'We never said anything like this was a true story.'
When questioned by Club Libby Lu officials, she said that the father had been killed by an IED on April 17, 2007, which sure sounds like she was trying to fool someone.
She said, 'We did whatever we could do to win.'
Her eyebrows look drawn on.

Why she might not be annoying:

The tickets were ultimately given to another contestant.
She appeared on 'Today' to apologize (January 4, 2008).
She had to move because of the publicity and harassment.
Have you seen what scalpers charge for Hannah Montana tickets? It makes inventing a dead soldier sound almost rational.

Credit: C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 09]
• I am a Texan
• I'm Sorry [Public Apologies]
• P.C.'s and Mac's
• Profiles 22001-22250 (Ranked: 22148)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 34 Votes: 73.53% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 89.47% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 36 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 49 Votes: 73.47% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 122 Votes: 76.23% Annoying