The Resume

(circa December 25, 1928-December 18, 2016)
Born in Shanghai, China
Full name is Noelie Dasouza Machado
Model for Balenciaga, Oleg Cassini and Givenchy

Why she might be annoying:

She attended convent school.
Her father refused to speak to her for 15 years over her scandalous affairs with William Holden and Dominguin.
She's divorced.

Why she might not be annoying:

A product of a Portugese father and Thai mother, she was the first non-white cover girl.
Legendary photographer Richard Avedon labelled her one of the most beautiful women of the 20th century.
Diana Vreeland called her 'Golden Bones' because of her photogenic face.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Asian Babes
• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 08]
• Country Names
• Flight Attendants
• Givenchy Models
• Hot Grannies
• I Died in 2016 (Ranked: 87)
• I was Falsely Reported Dead (Ranked: 1936)
• Lemon Creams [Asian/Caucasian]
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Smoking
• Look at My Bling Bling
• Profiles 24751-25000 (Ranked: 24936)
• Time’s 100 Women of the Year [1920-2020] (Ranked: 1958)
• Vanity Fair's International Best Dressed Hall of Fame - Females (Ranked: 1989)
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 20161218)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 218 Votes: 18.81% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 37 Votes: 83.78% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 60 Votes: 85.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 88 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 72 Votes: 72.22% Annoying