The Resume

(January 11, 1952- )
Winner of 19 PGA Tour Events, including 1984, 1995 Masters
Member of World Golf Hall of Fame
Member of 4 Ryder Cup Teams
Nicknamed 'Gentle Ben'
Wrote Autobiography 'A Feel for the Game'

Why he might be annoying:

He smokes.
He is divorced.
He has crooked teeth.
He has the worst playoff record in PGA Tour history, losing 8, winning none.
He names his putter 'Little Ben.'
He sells lots of crappy apparel and artwork on his website.
He kicked an oil drum after playing a hole poorly at the Colonial Invitational and gave himself a hairline fracture in his foot that he didn't fix for 20 years.

Why he might not be annoying:

He tried to quit smoking many times.
He is good friends with George W. Bush.
He battled through Grave's Disease in the mid 80s to come back stronger than ever.
He won the 1995 Masters right after his long time instructor, Harvey Penick, passed away.
He is one of the greatest putters of all time.

Credit: Eric Hartman

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• B.C. or A.D.
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [January] (Ranked: 1111952)
• Golf Digest's 50 Greatest Golfers of All Time [2000] (Ranked: 44)
• Golfers
• Golf's Master's Champs (Ranked: 1995)
• Golf's Master's Champs (Ranked: 1984)
• I am a Texan
• I Have Grave's Disease
• I Have Hyperthyroidism/Hypothyroidism
• I Slept in the Lincoln Bedroom
• McFly's Profiles [Series 1]
• Profiles 5751-6000 (Ranked: 5809)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 34 Votes: 73.53% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 82 Votes: 39.02% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 28 Votes: 60.71% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 111 Votes: 63.06% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 151 Votes: 51.66% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 366 Votes: 46.72% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 318 Votes: 55.97% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 669 Votes: 67.12% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 625 Votes: 73.28% Annoying