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Micah Parsons

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Football Player

The Resume

    (May 26, 1999- )
    Born in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
    Drafted 12th overall by the Dallas Cowboys in the 2021 NFL Draft
    Defensive end/linebacker for the the Dallas Cowboys
    NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year (2021)

Why he might be annoying:

    He has tattoos on his arms.
    He was indecisive about whether or not he wanted to attend Penn State, as he committed, then decommitted and recommitted months later.
    He was involved in a controversy, after Ohio State University allowed him to get his picture taken with former alumnus Kirk Herbstreit as part of their recruiting pitch, which was a violation of NCAA rules.
    He sat out his junior year of college in order to preserve his draft position by not getting injured in the shortened 2020 season.
    His character issues came to light, after it was revealed he was the ringleader of a serious hazing incident at Penn State.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He converted from a linebacker to a defensive end during his first season at Penn State.
    He is the first freshman in the history of the Penn State football program to lead the team in tackles.
    He found success after being converted back to his natural position of defensive end during his rookie season with the Cowboys.
    He recorded 12 sacks in his first 13 games, which tied an NFL rookie record.
    He earned the NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year Award in a unanimous vote.

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 14.29% Annoying