The Resume

(January 28, 1994- )
Born in Medellin, Colombia
Birth name is Juan Luis Londono Arias
Singles include 'Felices los 4,' 'Borró Cassette,' and 'Corazon'
Recorded albums 'Magia' (2012), 'Pretty Boy, Dirty Boy' (2015), 'F.A.M.E.' (2018), '11:11' (2019) and 'Papi Juancho' (2020)

Why he might be annoying:

His celebrity crush is Kendall Jenner.
He has been called a poor man's J Balvin (the two have a rivalry).
His songs have been accused of objectifying women and promoting misogyny.

Why he might not be annoying:

He wanted to be a soccer star.
He won a Latin Grammy Award for Best New Artist.
His single 'Hawai' reached number three on the Billboard Global 200.
He has sold over 18 million records.
He won a MTV Video Music Award for Best Latin in 2020.
His stage name is an amalgam of the first two letters of his family members' names.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BoyWiththeGreenHair’s Profiles [Series 19]
• Colombians
• Comb Overs
• I Appeared in a Madonna Video
• I Collaborated with J Balvin
• I Have a Sleeve Tattoo
• I Pissed Off Feminists
• I Probably Banged Madonna
• Known By a Single Name
• Latin Music Stars
• Look at Me, I'm Choking
• Look at the Time
• My Favorite Color is Gold
• One World: Together at Home [April 18, 2020]
• Profiles 51501-51750 (Ranked: 51513)
• Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Reggaeton Songs of All Time [August 2022] (Ranked: 63)
• Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Reggaeton Songs of All Time [August 2022] (Ranked: 87)
• We Love NYC: The Homecoming Concert [August 22, 2021]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying