The Resume

(July 22, 1972- )
Wide Receiver (#19) for the New York Jets, Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Dallas Cowboys
Sports Analyst for 'Fox Sports Football'
Won a Super Bowl with Tampa Bay (2003)
Author of 'Just Give Me the Damn Ball!' (1996)

Why he might be annoying:

At fourteen, he sold marijuana and some crack.
At fifteen, he became a burglar.
He was sent to juvenile detention twice.
He was arrested for scalping tickets as a teenager.
He looted during the riots and fires in South Central in 1992.
His book had the arrogant title 'Just Give me the Damn Ball!' It angered a lot of Jets players.
In January of 2003, he told ESPN he vows to never to talk to the media again.
He is divorced.
He was rumored to be involved with tennis player Serena Williams after his divorce.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers deactivated him from their roster during the 2003 season.
He was mugged while leaving a barber shop (January 2004).

Why he might not be annoying:

He started Keyshawn Inc., to help underprivileged children.
When he was a kid, he and his mom were homeless.
He was shot in the leg (1993).
He made All-American at USC.

Credit: My Niece Alyse

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bleacher Report's 50 Most Hated Players in NFL History (Ranked: 24)
• Carolina Panthers
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [July] (Ranked: 7221972)
• Dallas Cowboys
• Dancing with the Stars [Complete] (Ranked: 17)
• Dancing With the Stars 17 [2013] (Ranked: 12)
• Dancing With the Stars: First to Exit the Ballroom (Ranked: 17)
• Dicks and Johnsons
• Football Players
• Guest Voices on Rugrats
• I am an Angelino [Residents of Los Angeles]
• I Attended University of Southern California
• I Married in 1998
• I Took a Bullet
• I Took the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
• I Was Homeless
• Jason Whitlock Doesn't Like Me
• Jimmy Kimmel Live's Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
• Justin Bieber Fans Hate Me
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at My Balls
• MTV's Cribs
• My Niece Alyse's Profiles [Series 2]
• New York Jets
• NFL Families (Ranked: 50)
• NFL First Overall Draft Picks (Ranked: 1996)
• NFL’s 40 Most Hated Players Ever [2018] (Ranked: 32)
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Pro Bowl MVPs (Ranked: 1999)
• Profiles 9751-10000 (Ranked: 9928)
• Somebody Took my Bling Bling
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers
• Terrell Owens Doesn't Like Me

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 39 Votes: 23.08% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 44 Votes: 56.82% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 35 Votes: 54.29% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 30 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 25 Votes: 72.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 28 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 77 Votes: 67.53% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 71 Votes: 74.65% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 101 Votes: 73.27% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 218 Votes: 75.23% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 357 Votes: 68.63% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 1152 Votes: 70.31% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 341 Votes: 70.09% Annoying