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Melissa Fumero

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Actress

The Resume

    (August 19, 1982- )
    Born in North Bergen, New Jersey
    Birth name is Melissa Gallo
    Daughter of Cuban parents
    Best known for her role as Zoe in 'Gossip Girl'
    Other notable works include 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine,' 'Elena of Avalor,' 'M.O.D.O.K.,' 'One Life To Live,' 'Tiny Dancer' and 'Grand Crew'

Why she might be annoying:

    She has a huge alien head.
    She has a tattoo on the corner of her foot, but refuses to divulge any information about it.
    Her face is comparable to that of a chipmunk.
    Despite acting in various films and television works, she is solely remembered for 'Gossip Girl.'
    She primarily got famous through her marriage to David Fumero.
    She is 11 years younger then her husband.
    She started her acting career in soap operas.
    She is typecast as teachers, authority figures, police officers and pregnant women.
    She looks like a cross between Jennifer Garner and Phoebe Cates.
    She met her husband when she was 13 years old, and David Fumero was 24 years old at the time.
    She changed her last name from 'Gallo' to 'Fumero' once she married David Fumero.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She married David Fumero.
    She is of Cuban descent.
    She looks attractive when she's pregnant.
    She received a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree in Drama at New York University.
    Her actual pregnancy was incorporated on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine,' which made it easy for her character to be pregnant as well.
    She gave birth to her son five days after the wrap up of her shoot for 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine.'
    Her favorite colors are black and green.
    She has really beautiful olive colored skin.
    She stripped down to her bikini in an episode of 'One Life to Live.'
    She also resembles Chelsea Ricketts.
    She is a yoga enthusiast.
    She did voiceover work on Disney's 'Elena of Avalor.'
    She directed episodes for both 'Grand Crew' and 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine.'
    She owns a rottweiler.
    Her role as a dancer in the film 'Tiny Dancer,' was inspired for her taking dance lessons as a child growing up.
    She also did voiceover work in the Marvel animated television series 'M.O.D.O.K.'
    She has hazel eyes.
    Half of her fame came, due to her being pregnant a lot.
    Look at her, she's glowing (see picture).
    As strange as this sounds, she can be heard on the song, Graduation (Friends Forever), which is a single by pop singer Vitamin C which was released in 2000. It received playtime at high school graduations, in which it was produced and written at that time.
    She shares the same exact birthday with Erika Christensen.

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 253 Votes: 59.29% Annoying