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Dez Bryant

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Football Player

The Resume

    (November 4, 1988- )
    Born in Lufkin, Texas
    Drafted 24th overall by the Dallas Cowboys in the 2010 NFL Draft
    Wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys

Why he might be annoying:

    His full birth name is Desmond Demond Bryant.
    He is considered extremely surly by football pundits.
    He was suspended for a good portion of the 2009 season for violating NCAA bylaws.
    He was sued for an alleged jewelery theft (2011).
    He was arrested for assaulting his biological mother in an altercation (July 2012).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He had a difficult childhood, as he was born to a crack addicted teenage mother.
    He lived in eight different homes during his teenage years as a result of his unstable upbringing.
    He had a standout college career at Oklahoma State University.
    He shortened his name to Dez to avoid confusion with the defensive back, Desmond Bryant whose NFL career began a year prior.
    He grew up a Cowboys fan, and was thrilled when he was drafted by the team.

Credit: Ricky

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 146 Votes: 58.22% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying