The Resume

(September 7, 1995- )
Born in San Juan de la Maguana, Dominican Republic
Signed with the St. Louis Cardinals as an undrafted international free agent in 2013
Pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals (2017) and the Miami Marlins
National League Cy Young Award winner (2022)

Why he might be annoying:

His nickname is 'The Sandman.'
He was one of 11 children in his family.
He dropped out of school in the 8th grade to pursue a baseball career.
He sports a bushy beard, which makes him look older then he actually is.
He led the majors in losses during the 2019 season.

Why he might not be annoying:

He lost one of his brothers in a car crash, and has a memorial tattoo in his honor.
He was one of the key players acquired by the Marlins in the Marcell Ozuna trade.
He holds the Marlins franchise records for most innings pitched by a rookie, along with strikeouts by a Dominican-born pitcher.
His performances gave Marlins fans hope in the wake of their 2018 fire sale.
He is the first pitcher in the history of the Marlins franchise to win the Cy Young Award.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Bears
• Dominicans
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 05]
• Goatees
• I Did Not Graduate High School [N-S]
• I Have a Sleeve Tattoo
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Miami Marlins
• Mustaches
• NL Cy Young Award Winners (Ranked: 2022)
• Profiles 56501-56750 (Ranked: 56587)
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• St. Louis Cardinals
• Suave Latinos

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying