The Resume

(December 5, 1979- )
Acted in 'The Man Without a Face,' 'Disturbing Behavior,' 'The Thin Red Line,' 'In the Bedroom,' 'Bully,' 'Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines' and 'Sin City'
Stars in HBO's 'Carnivàle'
Portrays Angel in 'X3'

Why he might be annoying:

He calls Che Guevera one of his idols and wants to play him in a movie.
He says his skin tone is the only problem, which he plans to fix with artificial tanning.
He often plays people with mental, behavioral, or social disorders.
He wanted to be an actor when he was four.
He played an abusive friend and predatory rapist in 'Bully.'
He did full frontal nudity in 'Bully.'
It took five auditions for him to get the part of John Connor in 'T3.'
Rumor has it he only got the part because insurance companies wouldn't insure the film if a drug-addict was hired.
He had a string of failures after 'The Man Without a Face.'
Many have criticized Stahl for changing the John Connor character from an outlaw to a whiner.
He looks like a drug addict, with sunken eyes, a creepy smile, and unkempt hair.

Why he might not be annoying:

He had critically acclaimed performances in 'The Man Without a Face,' 'In the Bedroom,' and 'Bully.'
He was handpicked by Mel Gibson for his role in 'The Man Without a Face.'
He has never been in legal trouble.
He is a child star who turned out as normal as any child star can.

Credit: Lorg Skyegon

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bad Hair - Male
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [December] (Ranked: 12051979)
• Child Stars [1990s]
• Faunlets [Male Lolitas]
• I am a Texan
• I Was a Child Star
• Look at Me, Oh!
• Look at My Tongue
• Lorg Skyegon's Profiles
• Marisa Tomei Portrayed My Love Interest
• My Name is U.S. Currency
• Profiles 15001-15250 (Ranked: 15104)
• SFX's 20 Sexiest Men in Sci-Fi (Ranked: 8)
• Sin City [2005]
• Susan Sarandon Portrayed My Mom
• Terminator [Series]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 71 Votes: 43.66% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 111 Votes: 81.08% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 40 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 68.57% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 52 Votes: 59.62% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 128 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 189 Votes: 53.44% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 306 Votes: 62.75% Annoying