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Kansas City Chiefs

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The Resume

    (1963- )
    Located in Kansas City, Missouri
    Three Super Bowl wins (IV, LIV, LVII)
    Ten retired numbers: Jan Stenerud's #3, Len Dawson's #16, Emmitt Thomas's #18, Abner Haynes's #28, Stone Johnson's #33, Mack Lee Hill's #36, Derrick Thomas's #58, Willie Lanier's #63, Bobby Bell's #78 and Buck Buchanan's #86

Why they might be annoying:

    They were originally known as the Dallas Texans but had to move to Kansas City because of poor fan support in Dallas (1963).
    They lost against the Green Bay Packers in the first Super Bowl ever.
    Their 1970 Super Bowl win is documented in commercials for Gatorade.
    After starting the 2003 season 9-0, they wound up finishing the season 4-3, including a loss at home to the Denver Broncos, in which they allowed Clinton Portis to score 5 touchdowns.
    Their first loss of that season came against the Cincinnati Bengals and wide receiver Chad Johnson, who predicted the Chiefs loss.
    Tight end Tony Gonzalez often dunked the football in between the uprights after scoring a touchdown.

Why they might not be annoying:

    They were the only AFL team to capture three AFL titles.
    They were one of the first teams to incorporate Gatorade onto their sidelines for their players.
    There's a group of hard-core Kansas City fans in Philadelphia who meet at a bar and watch Chiefs games every Sunday.
    Derrick Thomas set an NFL record by getting seven sacks in one game against the Seattle Seahawks (1990).
    They were able to lure away future-Hall of Famers Joe Montana from the San Francisco 49ers and Marcus Allen from the Oakland Raiders (1993).
    Pro Bowl linebacker Derrick Thomas, who spent his entire career with Chiefs, died after an automobile accident that left him paralyzed from the chest down (2000).
    The Chiefs would end up retiring his number #58.
    They've entered the millennium with one of the most potent offenses in the NFL.
    They have a great rivalry with the Oakland Raiders.
    They were the first wildcard team to win the Super Bowl.
    As a Chief, Priest Holmes broke records for single season touchdowns and single season rushing touchdowns with 27 (2003).

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Year In Review:

    For 2023, as of last week, Out of 632 Votes: 49.68% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 143 Votes: 55.94% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 324 Votes: 46.60% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 588 Votes: 42.01% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 346 Votes: 84.10% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 59 Votes: 62.71% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 535 Votes: 81.50% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 36.67% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 47 Votes: 68.09% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 87 Votes: 59.77% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 259 Votes: 42.08% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 314 Votes: 64.33% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 456 Votes: 49.78% Annoying