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Dita Von Teese

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Stripper

The Resume

    (September 28, 1975- )
    Birth name is Heather Sweet
    Appeared in over 30 newsstand issues of Playboy
    Appeared in 'Playboy's Girlfriends 2'

Why she might be annoying:

    She insists on being called a 'fetish model.'
    She married Marilyn Manson (December 2005). She wore a purple wedding dress and was referred to as a stripper.
    She seems to be stuck in the 1950's.
    She described herself by saying: 'Basically, I'm the girl that your mother warned you about.'
    She has a pay website.
    She has practical answers on her website to questions about genital shaving and finding vintage lineage.
    She dyes her hair black.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She appeared on the cover Playboy's December 2002 issue.
    Her influences include Sally Rand, Lili St. Cyr and Bettie Page.
    She's keeping the burlesque tradition alive.
    She has one of the most dedicated followings on the internet.
    She says that she loves being nude.
    She takes ballet classes.
    She has her own book that was printed and never released, because the publisher was unable to pay the printer.

Credit: Nihilism Cynicism Sarcasm Orgasm


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 20 Votes: 45.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 122 Votes: 45.90% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 81 Votes: 50.62% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 12 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 20 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 59 Votes: 55.93% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 109 Votes: 63.30% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 2624 Votes: 28.58% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 99 Votes: 48.48% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 1308 Votes: 46.33% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 77 Votes: 48.05% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 102 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 117 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 187 Votes: 51.87% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 202 Votes: 50.50% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 323 Votes: 58.51% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 1215 Votes: 67.00% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 699 Votes: 55.65% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 340 Votes: 42.65% Annoying