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Lyoto Machida

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Martial Artist

The Resume

    (May 30, 1978- )
    Born in Salvador, Brazil
    Fights in the UFC
    Has held the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship

Why he might be annoying:

    He garnered criticism for his unique style that results in many fights being decided by the judges.
    At UFC 104, he won via unanimous decision against Mauricio 'Shogun' Rua despite many people thinking otherwise. He would eventually lose the rematch in the first round.
    He won't fight Anderson Silva due to the two being friends.
    He admitted that he drinks urine on a daily basis and he got it from his dad.
    He claims that drinking his urine works for his immune system.

Why he might not be annoying:

    His style, dubbed as 'Machida Karate,' is a mixture of Shokan karate as practiced by his family and sumo wrestling from his time as a sumo wrestler.
    Concerning his style, he says that it doesn't matter what he does as long as he wins.
    He earned his black belt in karate when he was 13.
    He won knockout of the night at consecutive UFC pay per views for beating then-undefeated Thiago Silva and then-undefeated Rashad Evans.
    In 2009, he won MMA Fighter of the Year in Black Belt Magazine.

Credit: whiff boy


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 17 Votes: 5.88% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 115 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 56.67% Annoying