The Resume

(February 13, 1971- )
Middle name is Johan
Drafted by the Quebec Nordiques as the 1st overall pick in the 1989 NHL draft
Member of the Quebec Nordiques (1989-94), Toronto Maple Leafs (1994-2008) and the Vancouver Canucks (2008-09)
Seven-time NHL All-Star

Why he might be annoying:

He didn't lead the Maple Leafs to a Stanley Cup, even though they made him one of the highest paid hockey players ever.
He enjoys golfing.
He is a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys.
Physically speaking, he is Hitler's dream: 6'4, 220 lbs, blond hair, blue eyes.
He was suspended for one game after he threw his broken stick into the stands (January 7, 2004).
He said of the incident: That was a brain cramp there...'

Why he might not be annoying:

He began playing hockey at the age of 5.
Maple Leaf fans believed he was the man that would bring them their long awaited Stanley Cup.
He was the Maple Leafs' team Captain.
He loved playing for the Leafs and was very thankful when he was named their team Captain.
He lead the Maple Leafs in scoring in eight consecutive seasons (1994-95 through 2001-02).
In 2002, he Captained the Maple Leafs, the Swedish Olympic hockey team and the World All-Stars.
He is a fan of the Late Show with David Letterman.
He drove an Audi S8.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Diseased Initials
• European Hockey Players
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 6]
• Hockey Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2012)
• I am Swedish
• Ice Hockey Players
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Mark Messier Leadership Award Winners (Ranked: 2008)
• NHL 2K Covers (Ranked: 2006)
• NHL Ceremonial Puck Droppers
• NHL First Overall Draft Picks (Ranked: 1989)
• NHL Retired Numbers (Ranked: 13)
• NHL’s 100 Greatest Players Of All-Time
• Nike Endorsers
• Profiles 10751-11000 (Ranked: 10999)
• Top 10 Favorite Sports Stars: Harris Poll [2008-Canada] (Ranked: 5)
• Toronto Maple Leafs
• Vancouver Canucks
• Weather Names

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 10 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 53 Votes: 35.85% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 73 Votes: 46.58% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 198 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 86 Votes: 41.86% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 35 Votes: 68.57% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 65 Votes: 67.69% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 334 Votes: 42.51% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 211 Votes: 62.09% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 290 Votes: 56.90% Annoying