The Resume

(September 22, 1978- )
Drafted by the Colorado Avalanche in the second round, 58th overall (1998)

Why he might be annoying:

Through the 2003-04 season, his career plus minus total is -9.
He did not score a point in his first two seasons in the NHL (combined 12 games).
He gave Markus Naslund a vicious check that wound up giving him a concussion and caused Naslund to miss three games (February 2004).
In retaliation, Todd Bertuzzi attacked him because he injured Markus Naslund in February (March 3, 2004).
He is a pretty boy.

Why he might not be annoying:

He attended Harvard.
He plays for one of the NHL's many powerhouse Western Conference teams.
He was sucker-punched twice by Todd Bertuzzi and had his head driven into the ice, causing two of his vertebrae to break.
He also suffered many deep cuts into his face.
All of his teammates made a trip to the Vancouver General Hospital to visit him.
During their visit, he joked: 'Looks worse than it is, though, right? I've just got to wear this stylish brace for a while.'
All signs point to him going through a full recovery.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Colorado Avalanche
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 6]
• I Allegedly Orchestrated the Bounty on Steve Moore's Head [March 8, 2004]
• I Attended Harvard
• I Come from Canada
• Ice Hockey Players
• Look at Me, I'm in Agony
• NHL Families (Ranked: 23)
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 10751-11000 (Ranked: 10839)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 34 Votes: 38.24% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 21 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 34 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 58 Votes: 43.10% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 50 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 84 Votes: 36.90% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 35 Votes: 68.57% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 85 Votes: 61.18% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 149 Votes: 53.69% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 272 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 392 Votes: 51.79% Annoying