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Zimbabwe

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Location

The Resume

    (April 18, 1980- )
    Formerly Southern Rhodesia and Rhodesia
    Landlocked country, borders Botswana, Mozambique, South Africa and Zambia
    Capital is Harare
    Independence from UK (April 18, 1980)
    Slightly larger than Montana
    Population is half of Texas

Why Zimbabwe might be annoying:

    Life expectancy is only thirty-nine.
    Until the seventies, many park signs stated 'cyclists, dogs and Africans not allowed.'
    Its people practiced racial apartheid.
    The racist white government published a book 'Your Servant and You' instructing women to treat their African servants with dignity. It also warned 'You must never leave your daughter with an African male.'
    The black rhinoceros are being poached.
    Cannabis, heroin, mandrax and methamphetamines travel through there to other destinations.
    Its people suffer recurring droughts and flooding.
    About half of the work force is unemployed.
    Only one in thirty-five have a telephone, even though their phone system was considered one of the best in Africa.
    Its people have a boundary dispute with Botswana, Namibia and Zambia

Why Zimbabwe might not be annoying:

    Nine of every twenty Zimbabweans are under fifteen.
    It is the home of the largest black rhinoceros herd.
    This is the location of King Solomon's Mines.
    It boasts the great Victoria Falls, one of the seven natural wonder of the world.
    It is the ancient land of Ophir.
    Rhodesia was named for explorer Cecil Rhodes, who funded the Rhodes Scholarship.
    It has boabab trees, which can have as much as a 100 foot circumference. One was hollowed out and used as a bus stop.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 251 Votes: 21.91% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 239 Votes: 32.22% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 206 Votes: 44.66% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 28 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 57 Votes: 70.18% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 53 Votes: 64.15% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 27 Votes: 70.37% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 218 Votes: 70.64% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 96 Votes: 63.54% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 35 Votes: 65.71% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 85 Votes: 61.18% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 114 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 206 Votes: 59.71% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 286 Votes: 59.79% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 625 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 558 Votes: 67.92% Annoying