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Ryan Fitzpatrick

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The Resume

    (November 24, 1982- )
    Born in Gilbert, Arizona
    American football quarterback
    Graduated from Harvard University with a degree in economics
    Ivy League MVP (2004)
    Drafted in the 7th round of the 2005 NFL Draft by the St. Louis Rams
    Has played for the Rams (2005-2007), the Cincinnati Bengals(2007-2008), and the Buffalo Bills
    Named starting quarterback of the Bills during 2010
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Why he might be annoying:

    He has one of the worst nicknames in professional football ('The Amish Rifle').
    He admitted that no one ever taught him to properly throw a football.
    He has a weak throwing arm, and throws a lot of interceptions.
    He only got the starting job in Buffalo because the other quarterbacks on the roster were even worse.
    He led the Bills to a 5-2 start in 2011, but they finished 6-10 for the season.
    Not many people know much about him except that he went to Harvard.
    After signing a $59 million contract in the middle of 2011, his playing quality dropped off significantly.
    He has corny nicknames like 'Fitzy' and 'Fitzmagic'.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He achieved a near-perfect score on the Wonderlic Test.
    He was the first quarterback to rush for over 1,000 yards in a season for Harvard.
    He holds multiple Bills passing records, including longest pass (98 yards).
    He was pressed into starting for the Bills when he probably wasn't ready for the job.
    He is one of the smartest players in the NFL.
    He was among the league leaders in touchdowns thrown in 2012.
    He is a fan favorite.

Credit: Darrell


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 11 Votes: 18.18% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 13 Votes: 15.38% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying