The Resume

(August 9, 1975- )
Born in Merced, California
Relief pitcher for the Seattle Mariners (2001), Colorado Rockies (2002-08), Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (2009-10), Minnesota Twins (2010), Oakland Athletics (2011-12) and the St. Louis Cardinals (2012)
Recorded 204 career saves
American League saves leader (2009)

Why he might be annoying:

He played on six different teams.
His pitching delivery stance was described as being confusing by baseball pundits.
He struggled with consistency issues throughout his career.
He was released by the A's, after he made derogatory statements about Bob Geren's managerial style.
His playing career unceremoniously ended after he requested a leave for undisclosed personal reasons and never returned (2012).

Why he might not be annoying:

He is left-handed.
He is a first generation Mexican-American.
He made four All-Star Game appearances in a five-year span (2005-07, 2009).
He was a member of the American national team at the inaugural World Baseball Classic (2009).
He led the American League in saves during his first season with the Angels.
He returned to his hometown of Merced, California, and became an almond farmer after his baseball career ended.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2006 World Baseball Classic: Team USA
• AL Saves Leaders (Ranked: 2009)
• Baseball Players
• Colorado Rockies
• Dumbo Ears
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 04]
• Goatees
• Hazel Eyes
• I am Left Handed - Male [A-G]
• I am Mexican
• I Played For the Cardinals and Athletics
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 6)
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Look at My Balls
• Los Angeles Angels
• Minnesota Twins
• Oakland Athletics
• Parents of Twins
• Profiles 56251-56500 (Ranked: 56315)
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Seattle Mariners
• St. Louis Cardinals
• Suave Latinos

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying