Gallery of the Absurd

Historical Computers

Parody website skewering celebrity culture with tabloid-style portraits * Missing: Barron Hilton II * Erich Jarvis * Martin Rees * Shauna Sand * Candy Spelling * Giorgio Tsoukalos * Winnie the Pooh * Stephen Wolfram

Vote Ranking  

1

Pete Doherty

Musician

100% (6 of 6 votes)

2

Carrot Top

Comedian

100% (27 of 27 votes)

3

Dustin Diamond

Actor

100% (1 of 1 votes)

4

Tommy Lee

Musician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

5

Dalai Lama

Religious Figure

100% (1 of 1 votes)

6

Janice Dickinson

Model

100% (7 of 7 votes)

7

Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner

Athlete

100% (346 of 346 votes)

8

Pedro Almodovar

Filmmaker

100% (1 of 1 votes)

9

Dina Lohan

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

10

Ray-J

Vocalist

100% (5 of 5 votes)

11

Lynne Spears

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

12

Brandon Davis

Heir

100% (2 of 2 votes)

13

Heidi Montag

TV Personality

100% (39 of 39 votes)

14

Spencer Pratt

TV Personality

100% (5 of 5 votes)

15

Paula Deen

Chef

100% (9 of 9 votes)

16

Fred Durst

Vocalist

90.0% (9 of 10 votes)

17

Tara Reid

Actress

85.71% (6 of 7 votes)

18

Kimberly Stewart

Socialite

83.33% (10 of 12 votes)

19

Jennifer Lopez

Vocalist

77.00% (1594 of 2070 votes)

20

Paris Hilton

Heiress

76.55% (1711 of 2235 votes)

21

Jay-Z

Vocalist

76.50% (2331 of 3047 votes)

22

John Travolta

Actor

75.00% (3 of 4 votes)

23

Jack Nicholson

Actor

72.73% (40 of 55 votes)

24

Alec Baldwin

Actor

71.67% (43 of 60 votes)

25

Kirstie Alley

Actress

71.53% (98 of 137 votes)

26

Tom Cruise

Actor

71.22% (193 of 271 votes)

27

Miley Cyrus

Actress

71.15% (1768 of 2485 votes)

28

David Beckham

Soccer Player

70.69% (41 of 58 votes)

29

Nicole Richie

TV Reality Show Contestant

70.18% (40 of 57 votes)

30

Tila Tequila

Model

69.83% (463 of 663 votes)

31

Melania Knauss Trump

Celebrity's Relative

69.38% (281 of 405 votes)

32

Kim Kardashian

Socialite

69.33% (260 of 375 votes)

33

Rod Stewart

Vocalist

69.18% (110 of 159 votes)

34

Courtney Love

Vocalist

68.97% (40 of 58 votes)

35

Satan

Oddity

68.94% (91 of 132 votes)

36

Kris Jenner

Socialite

68.93% (142 of 206 votes)

37

Jessica Simpson

Vocalist

68.24% (58 of 85 votes)

38

Stephen Hawking

Scientist

68.15% (107 of 157 votes)

39

Joan Rivers

Comedienne

65.47% (91 of 139 votes)

40

Khloe Kardashian

Celebrity's Relative

64.93% (87 of 134 votes)

41

Renee Zellweger

Actress

62.50% (5 of 8 votes)

42

Kanye West

Vocalist

62.42% (407 of 652 votes)

43

Lindsay Lohan

Actress

62.07% (36 of 58 votes)

44

David Gest

Producer

60.87% (70 of 115 votes)

45

Barack Obama

U.S. President

60.13% (1107 of 1841 votes)

46

Britney Spears

Vocalist

59.28% (198 of 334 votes)

47

Gary Busey

Actor

58.33% (7 of 12 votes)

48

Donald Trump

U.S. President

57.10% (4134 of 7240 votes)

49

Lara Flynn Boyle

Actress

55.56% (5 of 9 votes)

50

Harry Reid

U.S. Senator

55.56% (5 of 9 votes)

51

Angelina Jolie

Actress

55.46% (66 of 119 votes)

52

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

TV Reality Show Contestant

53.95% (41 of 76 votes)

53

Joe Biden

U.S. President

51.77% (15027 of 29026 votes)

54

Tiger Woods

Golfer

51.22% (21 of 41 votes)

55

Bjork (Guomundsdottir)

Vocalist

50.0% (10 of 20 votes)

56

Elin Nordegren

Model

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

57

Thomas Kinkade

Artist

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

58

Giada De Laurentiis

Chef

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

59

Chris Crocker

Internet Personality

50.0% (5 of 10 votes)

60

Jane Goodall

Animal Expert

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

61

Guy Fieri

Chef

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

62

Betty White

Actress

49.58% (237 of 478 votes)

63

Kelly Osbourne

TV Reality Show Contestant

44.44% (4 of 9 votes)

64

Sarah Palin

Politician

43.41% (6181 of 14240 votes)

65

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen

Actresses

42.37% (25 of 59 votes)

66

Amy Winehouse

Vocalist

42.31% (11 of 26 votes)

67

Victoria Beckham

Vocalist

41.98% (123 of 293 votes)

68

Marc Anthony

Vocalist

41.07% (23 of 56 votes)

69

Mischa Barton

Actress

40.74% (11 of 27 votes)

70

Pamela Anderson

Playmate

40.0% (12 of 30 votes)

71

Brad Pitt

Actor

39.34% (24 of 61 votes)

72

Rachael Ray

Chef

39.02% (16 of 41 votes)

73

Mel Gibson

Actor

37.50% (6 of 16 votes)

74

Madonna (Ciccone)

Vocalist

35.85% (38 of 106 votes)

75

John McCain

U.S. Senator

35.59% (21 of 59 votes)

76

Katie Holmes

Actress

35.29% (6 of 17 votes)

77

Nancy Pelosi

U.S. Congressman

35.02% (464 of 1325 votes)

78

Ted Kennedy

U.S. Senator

32.46% (174 of 536 votes)

79

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Actor

32.20% (19 of 59 votes)

80

Lily Allen

Vocalist

32.00% (48 of 150 votes)

81

Star Jones

TV Personality

32.00% (64 of 200 votes)

82

Ryan Gosling

Actor

31.58% (6 of 19 votes)

83

Lucy Liu

Actress

25.96% (27 of 104 votes)

84

Diddy (Sean Combs)

Vocalist

22.50% (9 of 40 votes)

85

Sylvester Stallone

Actor

5.71% (2 of 35 votes)

86

LeAnn Rimes

Vocalist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

87

Andy Warhol

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

88

Antonio Banderas

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

89

Carlos Leon

Fitness Expert

0% (0 of 0 votes)

90

Maddox Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

91

Egon Schiele

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

92

Gordon Ramsay

Chef

0% (0 of 0 votes)

93

Tori Spelling

Actress

0% (0 of 0 votes)

94

Mario Batali

Chef

0% (0 of 0 votes)

95

Penelope Cruz

Actress

0% (0 of 0 votes)

96

George Clooney

Actor

0% (0 of 5 votes)

97

Vince Vaughn

Actor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

98

Bela Lugosi

Actor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

99

Henri Marie Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

100

Jude Law

Actor

0% (0 of 11 votes)

101

Verne Troyer

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

102

Karl Lagerfeld

Designer

0% (0 of 0 votes)

103

John Mayer

Musician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

104

Clay Aiken

Vocalist

0% (0 of 6 votes)

105

Salvador Dali

Artist

0% (0 of 5 votes)

106

Richie Sambora

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

107

Keira Knightley

Actress

0% (0 of 6 votes)

108

Tom Waits

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

109

Ina Garten

Chef

0% (0 of 1 votes)

110

Rod Serling

Author

0% (0 of 0 votes)

111

Kathy Hilton

Socialite

0% (0 of 0 votes)

112

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

113

Lisa and Louise Burns

Actresses

0% (0 of 0 votes)

114

Joe Simpson

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

115

Suri Cruise

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 3 votes)

116

Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 3 votes)

117

Nadya Suleman

Oddity

0% (0 of 0 votes)

118

Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)