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Father Alberto Cutie

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Religious Figure

The Resume

    (circa 1969- )
    Born in Puerto Rico
    Ordained as a priest for the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Miami (1995)
    Host, 'Hablando Claro con el Padre Alberto (2002)'
    Author, 'Real Life, Real Love (2006)'
    Surname pronounced 'coo-tee-aye'

Why he might be annoying:

    He's nicknamed 'Father Oprah' due to his doling out advice.
    He didn't adhere to the priesthood's vow of celibacy.
    In May 2009, risque photos surfaced of him.
    He was shown shirtless on a beach, romping with a woman.
    Other pictures revealed him rubbing her butt with his hand inside her bathing suit and kissing her at a bar.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He's famed for his matinee idol looks.
    He officiated over Celia Cruz's funeral in 2003.
    He was removed from his radio program and stripped of his church duties.
    He asked his supporters for forgiveness in an email.
    Some parishioners refused to condemn him, citing that he was fondling a woman, unlike prior priests involved in sex scandals.

Credit: Black Chic


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 56.67% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 40 Votes: 60.0% Annoying