The Resume

(July 23, 1973- )
Born in Saginaw, Michigan
Small forward for the Denver Nuggets (1996-97), Indiana Pacers (1997), Washington Wizards (1997-98), Milwaukee Bucks (1999-2002), Atlanta Hawks (2002-03) and the Detroit Pistons (2003-05)
Assistant coach for the Los Angeles Lakers (2011-13), Atlanta Hawks (2013-18) and the Milwaukee Bucks (2018-22)
Head coach for the Los Angeles Lakers

Why he might be annoying:

He rose to prominence at Texas Tech after he shattered a backboard with a slam dunk in the NCAA Tournament (1996).
He played on six different teams during his NBA career.
His nicknames were 'Dunkin Darvin' and 'Ham Slamwich.'
He is extremely religious and isn't afraid to express his beliefs.
His balding head makes him look older than he actually is.

Why he might not be annoying:

He survived a shooting at the age of 14, in which he took a bullet to the face.
He was a member of the Texas Tech team that made their first appearance in the Sweet Sixteen (1996).
He earned NBA Championship rings as both a player and an assistant coach.
He participated in the Basketball Without Borders initiative during his playing career.
He is the son of Wilmer Jones-Ham, the first female mayor in the history of Saginaw, Michigan.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Atlanta Hawks
• Basketball Players
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [July] (Ranked: 7231973)
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• Denver Nuggets
• Detroit Pistons
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 03]
• Goatees
• I Attended Texas Tech
• I Named My Kid After Myself
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 6)
• I Took a Bullet
• Indiana Pacers
• Look at My Balls
• Los Angeles Lakers
• Meat Names
• Milwaukee Bucks
• Mustaches
• Profiles 54501-54750 (Ranked: 54689)
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Sport Coaches/Managers
• Washington Wizards

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying