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John Gibson

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The Resume

    (1946- )
    Host of 'The Big Story' on Fox News
    Wrote 'Hating America: The New World Sport' and 'The War on Christmas: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought'

Why he might be annoying:

    He started out as an entertainment reporter.
    He wears blast shield glasses.
    In some photos it looks like his jaw is melting off his face.
    He frequently attacked Cindy Sheehan for being vocal against the war that killed her son.
    He invented the 'War on Christmas' with his book 'The War on Christmas,' then propagated it endlessly to get book sales.
    He refers to those of different faiths as following the 'wrong religion' over and over again.
    He came one notch away from turning into the Incredible Hulk when Rob Boston called the alleged 'War on Christmas' a fraud.
    He said Karl Rove deserved a medal for exposing Valerie Plame's identity.
    He said, 'Gays can't have kids, other than going to the abandoned kids store and getting one or two, or borrowing sperm from someone with more sperm than brains.'
    (If you're keeping a tally, he managed to offend orphans and adopted children, homosexuals and sperm donors in one sentence.)
    He equated American liberals to servants of Osama bin Laden on more than one occasion.
    He is not related to the sexy Shining scarlet Billie Gibson.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He could open your soda can with his teeth!
    He is a hero of Fox News junkies.
    He keeps Karl Marx out of your holiday stockings.
    His books make for great door stops.
    Though prone to overzealous Christian rampages, he is somehow not related to Mel Gibson.

Credit: Captain Howdy


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 35 Votes: 51.43% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 231 Votes: 54.98% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 54 Votes: 57.41% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 52 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 73 Votes: 50.68% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 54 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 44 Votes: 61.36% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 121 Votes: 53.72% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 2891 Votes: 74.20% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 277 Votes: 70.76% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 664 Votes: 75.15% Annoying