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Alicia Keys

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The Resume

    (January 25, 1981- )
    Born in New York City, New York
    Recorded 'A Woman's Worth,' 'How Come You Don't Call Me,' 'Fallin,' and 'Never Felt This Way'
    Recorded 'Dah Dee Dah (Sexy Thing)' for the 'Men in Black' soundtrack
    Married hip-hop producer Swizz Beatz (August 1, 2010)
    Mother of Egypt Daoud Ibarr Dean (October 14, 2010) and Genesis Ali (December 26, 2014)

Why she might be annoying:

    She puts Ludwig Van Beethoven and Jay-Z together in her list of influences.
    She is so optimistic in her interviews that it seems like she dodges the questions with fluff answers.
    She prays three times a day.
    She enjoys sleeping because it is restful and like meditating.
    In one of her songs she sings 'Oooo baby, if there's anything that you fear. Come forth and call 489-4608 and I'll be here.' People with that number were getting phone calls days and night.

Why she might not be annoying:

    Her debut album shot to #1 on Billboards Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums' Chart in its first week of release.
    She is a classically trained pianist.
    She collaborated with Isaac Hayes.
    She attended Manhattan's Professional Performance Arts School.
    She prompted a bidding war between major record labels while she was still in college.
    She graduated high school, at 16 years old, with high grades.
    She ranked #21 in E! Sexiest Women Entertainers (January, 2002).
    She ranked #12 (2002) in Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women.
    She ranked #80 (2002) in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women.
    She ranked #80 (2002) in FHM-USA's 100 Sexiest Women.
    She ranked #33 (2002) in Loaded's Hot 100 Babes.
    To satisfy people who dialed 489-4608, the number she gives out on her song, she set up a message (must dial 347-489-4608).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 165 Votes: 70.30% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 127 Votes: 48.03% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 126 Votes: 42.06% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 201 Votes: 48.26% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 170 Votes: 53.53% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 371 Votes: 79.51% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 119 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 568 Votes: 51.58% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 370 Votes: 47.30% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 675 Votes: 48.89% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 319 Votes: 54.86% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 559 Votes: 46.69% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 713 Votes: 45.02% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 2534 Votes: 58.80% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 3343 Votes: 69.67% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 1465 Votes: 43.62% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 816 Votes: 42.52% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 1824 Votes: 42.76% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 988 Votes: 43.93% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1038 Votes: 57.80% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 6134 Votes: 50.72% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 1361 Votes: 47.69% Annoying