The Resume

(February 28, 1982- )
34½-24½-35
Model for Vogue Nippon, Teen Vogue and Paris Vogue
Acted in 'CQ'
Models for DNA NY
Calvin Klein Girl (2003)

Why she might be annoying:

She looks like Brooke Shields.
Her last name Vodianova is often misspelled Vodionova.
She smokes.
She married a multi-millionaire English lord.

Why she might not be annoying:

W Magazine hailed her as today's hottest sensation (September 2001).
She is described as having 'the Lolita look.'
She posed semi-nude.
She is willing to look goofy and ugly in her pictures.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Alberta Ferretti Models
• Anna Molinari Models
• British Harpers & Queen's 10 Best Dressed Women [2005] (Ranked: 5)
• British Harpers & Queen's 100 Most Beautiful Women of the Year [July 2005] (Ranked: 21)
• British Vogue Magazine's 10 Best Dressed Women [2005] (Ranked: 5)
• Calvin Klein Models
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [February] (Ranked: 2281982)
• FHM-France's 100 Sexiest Women [2009] (Ranked: 44)
• FHM-India's 100 Sexiest Women [2008] (Ranked: 77)
• FHM-Spain's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 10)
• FHM-Spain's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 37)
• FHM-Spain's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 75)
• Forbes' 11 Top Earning Models [2009] (Ranked: 7)
• Forbes' 15 Top Earning Models [July 2007] (Ranked: 7)
• Gucci Models
• Harper's Bazaar 20 Best Dressed Women in Britain [2008] (Ranked: 10)
• Harper's Bazaar 25 Best Dressed Women in Britain [2007] (Ranked: 1)
• I Became a Mom in 2001
• I Became a Mom in 2006
• I Married in 2002
• Look at My Tongue
• Luxury Fashion.com's Top 100 Fashion Models [2007] (Ranked: 11)
• Nudography 100 Hottest Women [2007] (Ranked: 42)
• Profiles 5751-6000 (Ranked: 5798)
• Tatler's 100 Most Invited [2004] (Ranked: 30)
• Tatler's Best Dressed List [2008] (Ranked: 3)
• Vanity Fair's Best Dressed List - Couples [2009]
• Who What Wear 10 Best Dressed [2008] (Ranked: 11)
• Young Moms [I Had a Child Before Turning 21]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 18 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 20 Votes: 45.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 40 Votes: 82.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 142 Votes: 83.10% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 50 Votes: 72.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 49 Votes: 67.35% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 81 Votes: 62.96% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 98 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 160 Votes: 58.12% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 214 Votes: 58.41% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 332 Votes: 64.46% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 786 Votes: 64.25% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 444 Votes: 57.88% Annoying