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Witney Carson

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The Resume

Why she might be annoying:

    Her middle name? Capri.
    Her official website is not particularly comprehensive (fortunately; there’s ‘awyeahwitneycarson’ on Tumblr).
    She loves golf.
    She has a deathly fear of… crickets.
    Her pairing with Chris Soules, who headlined the Bachelor season just ended, triggered a seemingly endless flurry of ‘Whitney vs. Witney’ media articles and gags.
    She is a Harry Potter fan.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She drew visual comparisons to the (taller) Carrie Underwood.
    She interned as a dental assistant.
    Her family is about a hundred strong.
    She loves to play around with her guitar or drum set.
    Choreographer Kenny Ortega compared her to Marilyn Monroe.
    The paparazzi seem to love her rear end.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 136 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 18 Votes: 94.44% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 30 Votes: 53.33% Annoying