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Harald Hasselbach

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The Resume

    (September 22, 1967-November 23, 2023)
    Born in Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Raised in Tsawwassen, British Columbia, Canada
    Drafted 34th overall by the Calgary Stampeders in the 1990 CFL College Draft
    Defensive lineman for the Calgary Stampeders (1990-93) and the Denver Broncos (1994-2000)

Why he might be annoying:

    He had a nomadic childhood, living in four countries before his 18th birthday.
    He had an unusual spelling to his first name.
    He primarily served as a backup during his four years at the University of Washington.
    He passed on a chance to be drafted in the NFL Draft, when he advised teams not to take him as he already signed a contract in the CFL.
    He started only 29 of the 154 games he played with the Broncos.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was born to a to a Dutch father and a Surinamese mother.
    He is among a select group of players to win both a Grey Cup and a Super Bowl.
    He never missed a game during the entirety of his NFL career.
    He and his son survived a near-fatal car crash (2010).
    He was diagnosed with metastatic mucinous adenocracinoma six months prior to his death.

Credit: Ricky

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 70 Votes: 41.43% Annoying