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Carl Dean

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The Resume

    (July 20, 1942- )
    Born in Nashville, Tennessee
    Husband of Dolly Parton (married in 1966)
    Ran an asphalt road-paving business
    Known for rarely making public appearances or statements

Why he might be annoying:

    He and his wife are rarely ever seen together (Dolly claims he’s only ever seen her perform once).
    Even audio of his voice, or of him speaking, is extremely scarce.
    He allegedly flirted with an attractive red-headed clerk at his local bank shortly after his wedding, inspiring Dolly to write ‘Jolene.’
    Dolly joked on Jimmy Fallon that he once proposed a threesome with her and Jennifer Aniston (2018).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He’s married to Dolly!
    He is a fan of Steve Martin.
    Dolly claims he likes to spontaneously write poems for her.
    He has helped to raise several of Parton's younger siblings in Nashville.
    He doesn’t live vicariously through his wife’s fame and is content to go about life as a private citizen.
    He released a rare statement on his 50th wedding anniversary, reading: ‘My first thought was, I’m gonna marry that girl. My second thought was, Lord, she’s good-lookin. And that was the day my life began. I wouldn’t trade the last 50 years for nothing on this earth.’
    He renewed his wedding vows with Dolly in a private Nashville ceremony (May 6, 2016).

Credit: BoyWithTheGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying