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Joey Heatherton

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The Resume

    (September 14, 1944- )
    Birth name is Davenie Heatherton
    Gogo dancer on 'Hullabaloo'
    Recorded 'God Only Knows,' 'Crazy,' and 'Someone to Watch Over Me'
    Daughter of 'The Merry Mailman,' Ray Heatherton
    Sister of Dick Heatherton, a New York City DJ
    Starred in 'Bluebeard' 'Cry Baby' and 'The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington'
    Was the spokesmodel for Serta Mattresses

Why she might be annoying:

    She sued Paul Anka for $10,120,000 for firing her from being his opening act.
    Anka offered her 30 minutes, she wanted 65 minutes, they fought and he fired her three weeks before the show opened (1972).
    She never pursued the lawsuit and it faded away.
    She married Dallas Cowboy Receiver, Lance Rentzel.
    Rentzel was found guilty of exposing himself to a 10 year old girl.
    Saying she would stand by Rentzel, she left him seven months later (1972).
    She is shy.
    She is insecure.
    At 14 years old, her father made her turn down the role of 'Lolita.'
    The IRS demanded $20,000 in back taxes (1985).
    She skipped out on a $4,900 hotel bill.
    She abused drugs.
    She stabbed her former boyfriend, Jerry Fisher, in the hand (1986).
    The cops found a vial of cocaine in her purse, but the charges were dropped because it was an illegal search (1986).
    There were rumors that she was a lesbian when she cut her hair very short and played mostly to 'biker dykes.'

Why she might not be annoying:

    In the '60s, she would go to the sidelines in white boots and hot pants with a tied shirt cheering for her boyfriend, Lance Rentzel.
    One could assume this started the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
    She appeared on the cover of Playboy and had a pictorial at 52 years old (April, 1997).
    She appeared topless in 'Bluebeard.'
    She is left handed.

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 16 Votes: 18.75% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 21 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 111 Votes: 70.27% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 135 Votes: 51.11% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 58 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 26 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 58 Votes: 68.97% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 60 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 463 Votes: 32.18% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 63 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 599 Votes: 46.58% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 322 Votes: 58.07% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 79 Votes: 35.44% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 203 Votes: 43.35% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 254 Votes: 44.49% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 460 Votes: 41.09% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 624 Votes: 42.47% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 879 Votes: 41.30% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 2484 Votes: 42.23% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 2586 Votes: 39.17% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 19207 Votes: 26.35% Annoying