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Michael Jordan

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Basketball Player

The Resume

    (February 17, 1963- )
    Greatest basketball player ever
    Led North Carolina to an NCAA Championship (1982)
    NCAA play of the year (1983, 84)
    Olympic Gold Medalist (1984, 92)
    NBA Rookie of the Year (1985)
    NBA MVP (1988, 91, 92, 95)
    Highest NBA/ABA game average (30.1 points)
    NBA All-Star MVP (1988, 96)
    Six NBA championships and all six times named finals MVP (1991, 92, 93, 96, 97, 98)
    Married model Yvette Prieto (April 27, 2013)

Why he might be annoying:

    Thinking he was a great sportsman, he retired to play baseball with the Chicago White Sox minor league team.
    He batted .202 and could not compete.
    His Nike sneakers are made in sweatshops by children in Southeast Asia.
    When confronted about the sweatshops, he said 'I couldn't voice an opinion until I found out exactly what was happening and how that affected me...'
    He makes about $40-50 million per year from endorsements.
    His commercials include McDonalds, Nike, Gatorade, Ball Park Franks, Hanes underwear, Rayovac batteries, Bijan cologne and MCI WorldCom phone.
    His trademark was sticking his tongue out while he played basketball.
    He likes to gamble and speculation is that he left the NBA for 2 years as a quiet suspension (1993, 94).
    He has a fraternity tattoo in shape of the Greek letter 'omega.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He and the Bulls won the championship in 1991, 92 and 93.
    He retired for two years and the Bulls did not make the finals.
    He returned for three seasons, and the Bulls won the title in 1996, 97 and 98.
    He is ranked in People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in the World (1991).
    He is usually a non trash talking ball player.
    He ranked #5 in Forbes Power List (2000).

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 165 Votes: 63.03% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 224 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 292 Votes: 43.15% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 301 Votes: 45.18% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 168 Votes: 44.05% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 156 Votes: 46.79% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 254 Votes: 62.60% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 484 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 893 Votes: 60.02% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 123 Votes: 56.10% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 222 Votes: 52.70% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 1327 Votes: 67.60% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 2337 Votes: 53.19% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 778 Votes: 51.41% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 868 Votes: 47.12% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 289 Votes: 37.37% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 171 Votes: 39.77% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 383 Votes: 43.86% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 412 Votes: 43.93% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 745 Votes: 47.52% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 1178 Votes: 41.94% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1191 Votes: 48.70% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 3855 Votes: 59.74% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 5125 Votes: 48.14% Annoying