The Resume

(October 16, 1985- )
Born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Centre for the Washington Capitals (2009-18) and Vancouver Canucks
Played for the Idaho Steelheads (2006–07) and the Hershey Bears (2007-08)
Stanley Cup champion (2018)

Why he might be annoying:

His nickname is Beags and Snoopy.
He admits to hating text messaging.
He still owned a flip phone up until 2014.
Fans frequently bring their pets to his jersey signing events.
His goal scoring has occasionally been followed by video clips of 'It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown' (usually Snoopy dancing) on the jumbo-tron, sometimes accompanied by Elvis' 'Hound Dog.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He married his high school sweetheart.
He became the first player to win all three major Hockey championship hockey cups: the Kelly Cup (ECHL), Calder Cup (AHL), and the Stanley Cup (NHL).
He named Dale Hunter as his favorite Capitals coach to play for.
He admitted to getting emotional after telling his teammates he was leaving the Capitals, saying: 'It didn’t go good. I’m not good at that. I’m not good at saying goodbye.'
He was an undrafted free agent who started with mid-level hockey.
He trained and worked as an electrician before making it to the NHL.
He is a good sport about posing with fans and their pets and puppies. (Usually - but not limited to - Beagles!)

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Animal Names
• BoyWiththeGreenHair’s Profiles [Series 14]
• I am Left Handed - Male [A-G]
• I Come from Canada
• I Married in 2009
• Ice Hockey Players
• Look at Me, I'm Leading the Cheers
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Look at My Fist
• Profiles 46001-46250 (Ranked: 46212)
• Vancouver Canucks
• Washington Capitals

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying