The Resume

(October 21, 1957- )
Born in United Kingdom
Participant on 'Big Brother UK 8' (2007)
Co-founded Pattison Horswell Durden (1990)
Partner at Miles Calcraft Briginshaw Duffy Ad Agency
Entrepreneur
Multi-millionaire
Resides in Islington, England
Appeared on 'The Secret Millionaire'
Walked off 'Big Brother UK 8' (July 2, 2007)

Why he might be annoying:

He postponed his wedding to appear on 'Big Brother UK 8'.
He admits to being an egomanic and having too much self esteem.
His nickname is Beelzebub.
He dropped a lot of weight before entering Big Brother but moans about how much it cost him to gain all that weight at the most expensive London restaurants.
He named his cat ' Sweep.'
He is lazy and does not like to exercise.
He looks like Mr. Bean.

Why he might not be annoying:

He, along with Carole Vincent and Seany O'Kane, awarded the 'Big Brother UK 8' £100,000 prize fund to Liam McGough (June 20, 2007).
He also rejected a £50,000 business package to appear on 'Big Brother UK 8'.
His wife Laura died tragically in 2003.
Back in 1973, Jonathan Durden was in the crowd in Top of the Pops.
He proclaimed himself 'the luckiest fucker on the planet.'
He left the show to attend his 104 year old grandmother's funeral.
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See also: 'Big Brother UK 8', Amanda Marchant, Billi Bhatti, Brian Belo, Carole Vincent, Chanelle Hayes, Charley Uchea, Emily Parr, Gerry Stergiopoulos, Jonathan Durden, Laura Williams, Lesley Brain, Liam McGough, Nicky Maxwell, Sam Marchant, Seany O'Kane, Shabnam Paryani, Tracey Barnard and Ziggy Lichman

Credit: Team Annoy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Big Brother
• Big Brother UK 8 [2007] (Ranked: 18)
• Fear of Heights - Acrophobic
• I Abused Cocaine
• I Checked into Priory Rehab in the UK
• I Checked into Rehab
• I Drive a Jaguar
• I Got a Pet Cat or Twenty
• I Lost a Lot of Weight
• Profiles 20501-20750 (Ranked: 20607)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 55 Votes: 69.09% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 25 Votes: 64.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 39 Votes: 76.92% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 63 Votes: 65.08% Annoying