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Equanimeous St. Brown

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The Resume

    (September 30, 1996- )
    Born in Placentia, California
    Birth name is Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown
    Drafted 207th overall by the Green Bay Packers in the 2018 NFL Draft
    Wide receiver for the Green Bay Packers (2018-21) and the Chicago Bears

Why he might be annoying:

    His first name is a mouthful to pronounce.
    Despite his father’s last name being Brown, he created the surname St. Brown for his sons, despite not using it himself.
    He chose to skip his senior season at Notre Dame to enter the 2018 NFL Draft.
    He missed the entire 2019 season due to injuries.
    He bounced back and forth between the Packers roster and practice squad during his final season with the team.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is the son of American bodybuilder John Brown, who earned Mr. World honors three times during the 1980’s.
    He is fluent in English, German and French.
    His first name was chosen by his father, who was influenced by African culture and despite rumors to the contrary, the St. in his surname pays tribute to his mother’s maiden name of Steyer.
    He credits his father with helping him develop both the drive and the work ethic to succeed in sports.
    He got the opportunity to be an everyday player when he signed with the Bears.

Credit: Ricky


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying