The Resume

(November 22, 1976- )
Frontman of H.I.M (1991- )

Why he might be annoying:

He is frail and effeminate.
He smokes.
He wears nail polish and tons of makeup.
He has several tattoos, including a design on his entire left arm.
Prior to forming H.I.M, he worked in his fathers sex shop.
He said: 'Love is the funeral of hearts. Falling in love is the best way to kill your heart because then it's not yours anymore. It's laid in a coffin, waiting to be cremated.'
He has a massive following of depressed teenage girls and gay men.

Why he might not be annoying:

Bam Margera is a huge fan and helped H.I.M gain international recognition.
Goth chicks lust for him.
He once joked that 'H.I.M' stood for 'Hanson is Murder.'
He is openly bisexual.

Credit: Unknown

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bisexuals
• Dude Wears Colored Nail Polish
• Eye Make-up Fiends
• Fag Stags [Men Loved by Gay Men]
• Goth Musicians
• Hit Parader's Top 100 Heavy Metal Vocalists of All Time (Ranked: 80)
• I am Finnish
• I Hurled a Household Object as a Weapon
• I Like to Dress All in Black
• I Portrayed a Vampire
• I Posed Almost Nude on My Album Cover
• I Sing About Aging
• I Sing About Butterflies
• I Sing About Incest
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 15751-16000 (Ranked: 15762)
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Soda Advertisers
• Unknown's Profiles
• Vanishing Tattoo's 101 Hottest Tattooed Men [2007] (Ranked: 101)
• Vocalists Who Look Pained When they Sing

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 20 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 33 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 39 Votes: 56.41% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 81 Votes: 67.90% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 113 Votes: 72.57% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 331 Votes: 74.32% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 547 Votes: 44.79% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 332 Votes: 46.69% Annoying