The Resume

(October 11, 1979- )
Born in Montevideo, Uruguay
Birth name is Gabriel Eduardo Saporta
Lead vocalist for Cobra Starship (2005-15)
Lead singer/bassist for Midtown (1998-2004)

Why he might be annoying:

He made his acting debut on an episode of Gossip Girl.
He publicly feuded with keytar player Elisa Schwartz after she was fired from the group.
He had to get surgery after straining his vocal cords while performing on the Warped Tour (he later described the experience of touring as ‘hell’).

Why he might not be annoying:

He is of Sephardi Jewish and Ashkenazi Jewish descent.
His pop punk inspirations include Fugazi and Pavement.
He scored two multi-platinum top 10 hits on the Billboard Hot 100.
He was a featured vocalist on Eve's 'Make It Out This Town' single.
He has steadily moved out of recording and into artist management, helping to start both The Artist Group (in 2015) and The Atlantic Group (in 2023).
He reunited with his Midtown bandmates and opened for My Chemical Romance.

Credit: BoyWithTheGreenHair

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BoyWiththeGreenHair’s Profiles [Series 25]
• Criollos [White Hispanics]
• Hebrew Hunks
• I Attended Rutgers
• I Became a Dad in 2016
• I Married in 2013
• I Married Outside My Race
• I Performed at Warped Tour 2008
• Kara DioGuardi Wrote a Song for Me
• Kidz Bop Kids Covered My Song
• Look at Me, I'm Giving the Peace Sign
• MTV's When I Was 17
• My Nickname is Part of My Name [A-L]
• Now That's What I Call Music Artists [US Series]
• Parodied in Fall Out Boy’s ‘I Don’t Care’ Video
• Pop Punkers
• Profiles 57251-57500 (Ranked: 57375)
• Suave Latinos

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying