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Blake Bortles

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Football Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He enjoys both Charizard and chicken tenders.
    His performance with the Jaguars dropped off considerably in the years after the team's loss in the AFC Championship game.
    His favorite fast food restaurant is Taco Bell.
    His favorite video game to play is Mario Kart.
    He admits to having random people show up to his house and ask for his autograph, but is unaware how they know his private address.
    He was part of the Broncos quarterback tandem that wound up contracting COVID-19, forcing the team to start practice squad wideout Kendall Hinton at the quarterback position (2020).
    He struggled to find his footing with other clubs, following his release from the Jaguars.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He had a solid offensive tandem in Jacksonville, alongside both Nathaniel Hackett and Marcedes Lewis.
    He started 72 consecutive regular-season games for the Jaguars.
    He guided the Jaguars to both a surprise AFC South title and appearance in the AFC championship game (2017).
    He is the first Jaguars quarterback to record over 3,500+ passing yards and 20+ touchdowns in consecutive seasons.
    He paid for his brother's college tuition with his first NFL paycheck.
    He had an interest in pursuing a career in firefighting, which he would have done had he not played football.
    He left the Jags as the franchise leader for most completions in a season, consecutive games with a touchdown, passing yards in a season and passing touchdowns in a single game.
    His career-high 35 touchdowns, also set a new franchise record for the Jaguars (2015).

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying