The Resume

(September 11, 1924-February 12, 2000)
Punter for NY Giants (1949-55)
Head coach for the Dallas Cowboys (1960-88)
NFL Hall of Fame (1990)
Coach Superbowl VI and XII wins
Died of leukemia

Why he might be annoying:

He began wearing his trademark fedora because people didn't always know who he was.
He was stoic and aloof.
His nickname was 'Old Stoneface.'
He was on the losing end of three Super Bowls.
He rarely smiled in public.
He got a 10-year contract extension in 1964, when his record at that time was 13-38-3.
He lost 3 Super Bowls by a total of 11 points.
He talked with a lisp.

Why he might not be annoying:

He holds the record of 20 consecutive NFL winning seasons (1966-85).
His silhouette is as famous as his face.
He took an expansion franchise and built it into America's Team.
He is the first head coach to reach five Super Bowls.
He would not allow his teams to trash talk or embarrass the opposition.
He was an All-Pro defensive back with the New York Giants in 1954.
He invented the flex defense.
He compiled a .601 winning percentage, and retired as the 3rd winningest coach in NFL history.
He earned a degree in engineering.
He was actually pleasant to Stuttering John when John interviewed him.

Credit: Larry Biz

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Al Davis Doesn't Like Me
• Born on September 11th (Ranked: 1924)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [September] (Ranked: 9111924)
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• Dallas Cowboys
• Football Hall of Famers (Ranked: 1990)
• Football Players
• Horatio Alger Association Members
• I am a Born-Again Christian
• I am a Cajun
• I am a Texan
• I Attended University of Houston
• I Attended University of Texas-Austin
• I Died in 2000 (Ranked: 74)
• I Have Leukemia
• I Lisp
• I Pissed Off Mike Ditka
• Larry Biz's Profiles
• Look at Me, I'm on the Telephone
• Look at Me, I'm Writing
• Look at My Balls
• New York Giants
• NFL Coach of the Year (Ranked: 1966)
• NFL’s 100th Anniversary All-Time Team
• People with Tom, Dick or Harry in their Names
• Profiles 16501-16750 (Ranked: 16572)
• Satirized on the Simpsons
• Served in World War II
• Sport Coaches/Managers
• Stuttering John Interviewed Me for Howard Stern's WWOR Show
• Super Bowl Losing Head Coaches (Ranked: 1971)
• Super Bowl Losing Head Coaches (Ranked: 1976)
• Super Bowl Losing Head Coaches (Ranked: 1979)
• Super Bowl Winning Head Coaches (Ranked: 1972)
• Super Bowl Winning Head Coaches (Ranked: 1978)
• Tom Landry Coached Teams
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 20000212)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 74 Votes: 45.95% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 71 Votes: 43.66% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 127 Votes: 54.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 16 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 237 Votes: 45.99% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 35 Votes: 54.29% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 45.00% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 95 Votes: 58.95% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 78 Votes: 39.74% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 47 Votes: 53.19% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 119 Votes: 47.90% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 385 Votes: 42.08% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 581 Votes: 41.82% Annoying