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The Resume

    (May 2, 1978- )
    Now resides in Palm Bay, Florida
    6' tall, weighs anywhere from 550-650 pounds Has wrestled for NWA Florida, IPW, EWA, NWA-Sunray, XWA, FOW, SCW, UXW, FWA, OTPW, and S.E.X.

Why he might be annoying:

    He is outrageously obese.
    He didn't really follow wrestling until the late 1990s.
    He didn't know of the existence of independent wrestling until June 1999.
    He can no longer remember his first wrestling match.
    He ended his affiliation with wrestletalklive because the guy who runs it 'didn't like the way he acted.'
    He worked as a bouncer and a bounty hunter before breaking into wrestling.
    He appeared on The Jerry Springer Show, portraying the leader of a group called 'Food Club' (2001).
    His matches usually don't last very long due to his size and resulting lack of stamina.
    He works a lot of hardcore matches to cover up his weaknesses.
    Someone alleged that if you don't 'hero worship him' when signing his website's guestbook, he'll delete your message and ban your IP within an hour's time.
    He has never wrestled for a major promotion.

Why he might not be annoying:

    His agility for his size is beyond belief; he can even do running somersaults.
    The reason he can't remember his first match is because his opponent, Rusty Brooks, who trained him, 'worked' him during their cowbell match and he suffered a concussion (September 30, 2000).
    He wrestled overseas in Europe with EWA.
    His best matches have been with Bruno Sassi, Billy Fives, and Chris the Bambikiller.
    He won the 2001 FOW (Future of Wrestling) Rookie of the Year and Most Hated Awards.
    He's a former FOW Hardcore Champion.
    He was an accomplished bowler who bowled a perfect 300 game and has a 220 average.
    The episode of Jerry Springer on which he appeared was allegedly 'the most watched episode ever,' and fans of the show still think it's a classic.
    He made hundreds of thousands of dollars in bounty hunting.
    He has written poetry.
    His size doesn't represent his personality, as he's well liked and respected by other wrestlers.

Credit: Freedom Rock


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 67.80% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 38 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 133 Votes: 78.20% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 136 Votes: 75.74% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 236 Votes: 69.49% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 179 Votes: 60.89% Annoying