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Rene Elizondo Jr.

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The Resume

    (July 16, 1962- )
    Born in Durango, Mexico
    Son of Mexican parents
    Secretly married to Janet Jackson (1991-2000)
    Director and choreographer for Janet Jackson's 'Again,' 'That's the Way Love Goes,' 'Come Back to Me,' 'Rhythm Nation' and 'Together Again' music videos
    Backup dancer for Janet's older sister La Toya Jackson during the mid-1980's
    Film composer for the film 'Poetic Justice' (1993)

Why he might be annoying:

    He continued to collect money from Janet, although they had signed a prenuptial agreement.
    He followed Janet everywhere she went, including her 'Rhythm Nation' and 'Velvet Rope' tours.
    Once he married Janet, unfortunately he became Michael Jackson's brother-in-law.
    He admitted a rumor that Janet had lesbian flings during vacations, but it was never disclosed or talked about on Janet Jackson's Lifetime channel documentary (2022).
    His hair often looked like a wet poodle.
    He sported the dorky coke bottle glasses with suits oftentimes with the wet poodle hairstyle.
    He sued his ex-wife for $10 million, alleging that the singer reneged on an agreement to share property acquired before their 1991 marriage.
    He claims that Janet Jackson agreed to share the profits from her 1989 'Rhythm Nation 1814' album, as well as other assets the couple acquired after 1987.
    He sought $25 million in spousаl support in his first lаwsuit аgаinst her. They reаched аn аgreement in 2003, and he reportedly received upwаrds of $10 million. (Now that's a whole lot of love he had for her, so he claimed).
    Some people think he only married Janet Jackson to share in the Jackson family fame.
    He often dressed in military clothing with his ex-wife, during their 'Rhythm Nation' timeline in the late 80's.
    There are rumors that he may have contracted herpes from Ms. Jackson herself. (But let's just say it's only just a rumor.)
    He did all the directing, choreography and songwriting for Miss Jackson, if you're nasty herself, and still didn't end up becoming her manager after all he contributed to her brand.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is of Mexican descent.
    He came up with the military dance moves in Janet Jackson's 'Rhythm Nation' music video (1989).
    He owns a golden retriever.
    Everyone always wondered who's hands were those touching Janet's breasts on the cover of the September 1993 issue of Rolling Stone magazine, the expanded cover art of her 'janet.' album. (And yes ladies and gentlemen, those were his hands touching her cleavage all this time, and no one ever knew).
    He co-wrote 37 of Jackson's songs, including 'That's the Way Love Goes' and 'Black Cat', and also directed and choreographed the videos for 'That's the Way Love Goes' and 'Together Again.'
    Not only was he a film composer and director for the 'Poetic Justice,' film, he also made a cameo in the film as the character 'E.J.' who worked at the post office.
    He's also directed and choreographed the Backstreet Boys 'Chances' music video (2018).
    There are rumors that he was watching Janet's every move with 2Pac, while on set of the 'Poetic Justice,' movie, and rumor has it that he was highly jealous of the pair's chemistry together on the set of the movie.
    4 words: he married Janet Jackson.

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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