The Resume

(May 6, 1971- )
Guitarist for:
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
No Use For a Name (1994-1999)
Foo Fighters (1999- )
Jackson United (2004- )
Sometimes credited as Jake Johnson

Why he might be annoying:

He left No Use For a Name just before a big tour.
He has tattoos.
He likes cats.
His nickname is Shifty.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was chosen as the Foo Fighters' new guitarist over 22 other guitarists.
He is able to poke fun at himself.
He listens to a variety of music including Kiss, Dr. Dre, & Outkast.

Credit: Rocky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Artists for Bernie
• Celebrity Arsenal Fans
• Foo Fighters
• I Performed At The Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert [September 27, 2022]
• I Performed At The Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert [September 3, 2022]
• I Performed with David Grohl
• I Performed with Lemmy
• I Recorded for Fat Wreck Chords
• Look at My Guitar
• Profiles 14751-15000 (Ranked: 14843)
• Rocky's Profiles [Series 1]
• Weird Al's Polka

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 18 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 27 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 18 Votes: 38.89% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 31 Votes: 58.06% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 30 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 82 Votes: 60.98% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 164 Votes: 43.90% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 294 Votes: 50.34% Annoying